(the) soft candy legend begins in the fall 2010.
they were just boys, five teen boys who never hurt nobody. they were young hopefuls of the new millennium, seeking to fulfill their parents' wishes they would become doctors or lawyers, politicians or spacemen.
but then they discovered the most wicked of all vices: rock and roll music.
it started with the beatles, as most things do. but that was merely a gateway to even deadlier influences: beck, my bloody valentine, radiohead, the brian jonestown massacre, and worst of all, EXPLICIT COOL JAZZ.
mayhem broke out and these five boys turned to cannibalism and psychedelics, robbing banks and prostituting themselves to any naive but willing audience for randomly scheduled musical performances (often occurring in a dangerous bar or lawless art-show).
the boys, calling themselves SOFT CANDY (for reasons unknown, though possibly it is related to drugs, sex, satanism and murder) now supposedly operate a live-in torture-basement known as "candyland."
police are baffled.
be warned, friends. these boys may appear soft and sweet on the outside, but they seek only to lure you over to their deviant lifestyles. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND DO NOT PURSUE THIS ANY FURTHER. YOU MAY WAKE UP DEAD OR A HIPPIE.